Randomized confessions..

This happened a few years ago, but I still hear about it.
I put a gerbil up my ass to feel him squirm around. It was great until the shaved little bastard wouldn't come out.
I had to go to the ER and have it removed.....

  • i used to live in this really old house with my dad/mom/sister/brother. even tho the house was in a nice area and was very valuable, it didn't change the fact things were squeaky and the bathroom didnt lock properly. the door would close but if you locked it you would have to try really hard to open it. everyone knocked and the extra security other than locking yourself in would have been to turn the bathroom fan on which i rarely did because it was annoying.

    It was morning time and i woke up with my crotch being hard and I really had to use the bathroom. i ran into the bathroom, pulled my crotch out (i lowered my underwear to like my knees to pull it out cuz it was hard and i HAD to go) and my mom opened the door. she looked at my crotch and back at my face and i just had this feeling of like my heart stopping and being really really really tense.

    but then she grabbed her car keys near the sink put her hands over her eyes and said i didnt see anything and left

    I live in an apartment complex that has two apartments on each floor. We moved in a week ago and discovered there are two cute sisters living in the one in front of ours. I've been dying to meet them, there both hot but the older one is really sexy. It was saturday mourning and my parents had left for work and I was hanging around the apartment in the nude. I heard a tump on the front door and went to check threw the peep hole an saw nothing. So I opend de door slightly and looked out. That's when I made the worst mistake of my life. I went out to look down the stairs to see if anyone had just gone by, as the door slamed shot behind me. I turned white when I realiced I was locked out of the apartment, naked as the day I was born. I just sat on the strairs not knowing what to do, when I heard the door open from the girls apartment. They heard the loud bang of the door and came out to investigate what it was and saw me sitting there with my hands over my dick. She had this smile on her face as she asked me what I was doing naked out in the stairs, so I told her what happed. By now her sister had come out as I was trying to explain my situation. She said "fancy meeting you this way" as I instantly turn bright red. She told me to come in to her apartment and said to not worry her parents weren't there. I din't have much choice, so I went inside with my hands in front of me and my butt out in the open. I was standing in their living room as they were laughfing and deciding what to bring, so I could cover myself. They were taking their time and just extending my embarrassement and having fun with the whole situation. She went to the room, as her sister sat there looking at me, and and came back out with a pair of panties. She handed them to me smiling and knowing they weren't going to cover much of my hard dick. They watched me put them on and shore enough, half my dick and balls were poping out the sides. She asked me if I wanted a towell but had to take them off in front of them. "We've seen everything, so might as well show us your hard dick. I wasn't bother by it anymore, so I took them off and let them look as much as they wanted. After all, I was going to spend most of the day naked with a towell around my waistwith them, thinking whos parents were going to arrive first. It turns out I got embarrssed all over again in front of both our parents.

  • i won't lie, the first time i was dared to wear my sisters panties i was scared, but it was so damned exhilarating i had to do it again. i wanted pretty badly to be caught, but i never was. at one point, i shit you not, i wore stole a pair of her pink panties to put under white sport shorts but she never noticed. i even once ran around my backyard in baggy shorts with panties on hoping someone might notice just for the thrill.
    the only time i was caught was when my friend dared me to strip naked and i had panties on and he said "oh that's convenient that was my next dare"

    This past season, our soccer team got these new uniforms.
    We hadn't gotten new uniforms for varsity since my freshman year. Anyway, we wore them for the first time at an away game, the second game of the season. At a lull in the game, I went towards the sidelines of the small field. I was out of breath and I bent down with my hands on my knees. My backside was towards, not my crush, but these fine-ass females. Out of no where I heard them laughing and one red head said, "Hey, you should see a doctor about those big blue dots on your ass; they could be contageous!" They all kept laughing. As always, before the game I put on my very lucky blue polka dotted briefs on over my j-strap. Then I looked down and saw that our new shorts were completely see-through. All I could wish for was that our school colors weren't blue and WHITE. Sure, I realized that the giggling wasn't just towards me and that eveyone's shit was see-through too, but everyone else wasn't wearing blue polka dot briefs.

  • I recall that we used to play a lot of girls basketball in shorts and T shirts. It was a practice where some girls actually on the team would play the classmates to get in some action.
    I was wearing white shorts and white cotton panties and had a pad on as I was almost done with my period but for a few spots.
    This one morning for PE I was sorta slow in getting dressed in my shorts and was in a hurry to get to the gym floor. I didnt pee first.
    Almost halfways thru our practice I hadda pee so bad when I ran I was leaking. I had drops of pee drippin down my legs leaving spots on the floor.My pad was soaking up some of the pee and stopping an all out flood all at once or a long spurt showing up.
    The female coach and teacher would stop the game, get a towel and mop up the spots on the floor thinkng it was just sweat drops.
    By the end of class I had about half peed my panties and got away with it as most all my pee ran down my leg and got my crotch wet a little.
    Whew, so after class we put on our class jeans and tops and got dressed. I tossed my wet panties in the trash.
    It was also a good thing, in our school when the girls had PE the hall and walkway to the gym floor was closed to all cept teachers and certain people. Thus no boys could watch us, and see our boobies floppin (lol) and of course any accidents thank God.