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I wish they would get some better dentists in England and that the people there would start to visit them because I have never seen so many people from one country with such horrible looking teeth.
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i want to try an alcoholic drink (something harder than wine or champagne) but i dont know how to come across it. we have none in our house and i always think that i could go over my grandparents house and when there not in the room i could sneak in the kitchen and steal beers out of the fridge, is this sick or wrong? please tell me what you think!
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When I was in college I couldn't get into one of the cool fraternities..I had to live in the dorms. The jocks teased me a lot cuz I was such a nerd back then so one day I snuck into the locker room during practice and put liquid heat on all their jock straps. The next time they suited up and hit the field for practice they all got a hot itchy suprise in the family jewels.
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There is a sign in my town that reads:
"Lawsuits and Lottery tickets - who really wins?"
"Lawsuits and Lottery tickets - who really wins?"
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I'm strangely attracted to nephew's ex girlfriend. She smells good, and even though she has an ass as wide as a Dodge Ram bumper, when we hug, I get wood.
