Randomized confessions..

I was taking a short cut home on this path through some woods. I had to take a shit so I went behind these bushes. I dropped my pants and panties and I stooped down and started to crap. I heard some voices and I heard a girl saying eww, I smell shit. They sort of traced the smell to where I was shitting. They came over and saw me in a shitting position. They were 5 black girls. One of them said, let's rub her face in it. They told me to pull my panties and pants up. As soon as I buttoned my pants, I took off running like a scared rabbit. I think the thought of them rubbing my face in my shit made me run faster. Possibly they were just trying to scare me but I was not taking any chances.

When I got home, I took a shower to clean my ass out because I didn't have a chance to wipe my ass. I had shit stains on my panties.

  • When I was in 6th grade, my class had a halloween party at school in the afternoon. So after the morning classes were over, we all went home and had to come back wearing a Halloween costume. I decided to wear one of my sister's old dresses. It was a long dress that came down almost to my ankles. I wasn't sure what I wanted to wear underneath. I thought it would be cool to wear a pair of my sister's panties. They didn't fit me too bad so that is what I wore under the dress. I figured who would know.

    Before the party started, I had to go to the bathroom. When I was approaching the boy's room, there were 3 older girls and one older boy. One of the girls told me how cute I looked in a dress. They laughed and the next thing I knew the boy lifted the skirt I was wearing above my head and the girls laughed screaming, "Look, he is wearing panties" and a bunch of boys and girls came out and saw what was happening and they all laughed. Even my teacher saw me in the panties. She is an old lady teacher but she was laughing too.

    We had to return to our rooms. All the time I was sitting at my desk, there was giggling throughout the whole afternoon. Very embarrassing.

    when i was in high school i had a pretty embarrassing moment. it was my senior year and i was getting showered up after practice. practice was after school and pretty much everyone else had left so i was taking my time. now, the school doesnt exactly have a long lasting supply of hot water, so after a little while the water got pretty cold. but, i was really enjoying having the whole shower area to myself so i stick it out and stayed in for a while. it felt good, but the cold water had some pretty negative effects on my manhood. i had some pretty severe shrinkage. i wasnt too worried tough considering i was the only one left in the locker room. so, i was walking back to where my towel was when i realized my friends had thrown my stuff into the towel bin. and, i guess the cleaning guy or one of the coaches had come in and wheeled it out for the day. i was in a pretty bad situation. i had a few choices though. i could either make a run to my car, which would probably allow me to be seen by anyone in the hallway and anyone lingering in the parking lot. or i could run to the front office and explain myself which would expose me to anyone in the hallway and allof the eachers at the front office. or finally, i could hope that the girls locker room was empty and just run across to it and grab a towel. it was pretty late after school now and because of the way our school is set up i could get to the girls locker room without being seen.it seemed like my best option. so, i took my chances and dashed across to the girls locker room and stopped right inside the door. everything seemed quiet so i started looking for a towel. i spotted the bin but it was empty. now i was really getting desperate. now my next best option seemed to be running to the front office. so, after about five minutes i finally got up the courage to run to the front office. luckily there was no one in the halls. as i prepared to turn the corner to the front office i took a deep breath and ran up to the counter. unluckily, there were several people there. including my female english teacher, the school nurse, and my female counselor. they all about screamed and demanded an explanation. just as i was baout to start explaining, our school police officer tackled me. considering i was naked, this hurt incredibly bad, not to mention that he then picked me up and held my hands behind my back, leaving my shrunken manhood(which had shrunk even more due to nervousness)exposed to all the teachers. then he demanded an explanation which i then gave while standing naked in front of them all. the police officer then had me use the phone at the front office so i could call someone to bring me some clothes. oh and by the way, i was still naked. finally, i got a hold of one of the friends who had taken my clothes and he came up to school while i waited in the policemans office. fortuantely, he got found me a towel to cover myself with while i waited. finally, my friend showed up and i left with him. it was definitely the most embarrassing moment of my life thus far.

  • back when i was a junior in high school i always worked out at this gym by my school. well, one day after i finished working out i was in the locker room showering. well, as i was getting out i almost bumped into this guy. when i turned around to apologize i realized it was the assistant principal of my school! he just said it was fine and ran off for a towel. i thought it was pretty awkward at the time because i was standing there naked in front of my school's naked principal. but it was actually pretty hilarious. im not saying i have a huge penis or anything, but im confident in that area. and lets just say the assistant principal came up a bit short. actually, he came up really short. so, it was actually just pretty funny. and he always acted really weird whenever i saw him in the hallways at school so i guess it really bothered him. it was awkward at the time, but it turned out to just be hilarious considering i now had a possible reason about why he always seemed so angry.

    when i was about sixteen years old, i was at a coed pool party. it was getting kind of late when we decided to play truth or dare. well, everyone was doing truths and i decided i would try to get the game going and take dare. this was a big mistake. my dare was to play out the rest of the game naked. we were in the pool and dark so they wouldnt exactly have a clear view of my penis, but the water was really cold and i was sure id be dragged out of the pool naked at some point. but i consented. this did at least get the game rolling. a couple of the guys ended up doing some pretty crazy dares and towards the end of the game a few of the girls even went topless for a few seconds. Unfortunately, this got me hard, but nobody noticed it. and, fortunately, i had pretty much adapted to the cold and my penis was back to about normal. this made it a little less uncomfortable. the really bad part came when we were getting out of the pool. i asked one of the guys to get my suit for me and they decided they would take it inside my friends house. we were going to watch a movie and they said they thought i should stay naked the whole night. i was a little irritated but i thought, why not? but, when we were watching the movie, i noticed one of the girls staring at my penis, this gave me yet another erection. but this one did not go unnoticed. in fact, everybody noticed it and thought it was extremely funny. but, as we were laughing about it, her mom got home. she had been out running errands, (which is why we were able to do this crazy stuff) but we didnt hear her when she got back. she walked in and saw my erect penis in full view. she screamed at me to get out and i freaked and ran. unlucky for me, i was still naked and one of the girls had my suit. so, i ended up running to my car naked (to the surprise of a family that was walking their dog)drove home naked and dashed inside of my house naked. fortunately, nobody was home at my house. it started out as a good night. but when your firends mom get a full view of you completely naked and aroused, it just isnt as fun. there is nothing like the shrill sound of a mom screaming to make your erection dissapear and for embarrassment to set in.

  • I went to a Halloween party dressed as David Bowie. Although my costume was pretty assume, there was on especially hott girl there dressedas Eve, in just 3 quite slutty/revealing leaves. Well a short ways into the party I spilt my drink on her, messing up her leaves pretty bad. I tried to apologize but she was extremely pissed-off. Before she could make too big of a scene she dragged me into a side-room and told me that she wasn't going back out there with her leaves like that (they were now revealing basically everything). She grabbed a towel and told me to either swap costumes with her or she would basically destroy my testicles by means of pointy shoes. So I gave in and stripped down. Now the soppy leaves just barely covered up my manhood, with the rest of my completely exposed. I thought I was being chivilrous and was hoping for a bit of compassion from her, but she certainly did make a scene when we returned to party. I still havent heard the end of it.