I was taking a short cut home on this path through some woods. I had to take a shit so I went behind these bushes. I dropped my pants and panties and I stooped down and started to crap. I heard some voices and I heard a girl saying eww, I smell shit. They sort of traced the smell to where I was shitting. They came over and saw me in a shitting position. They were 5 black girls. One of them said, let's rub her face in it. They told me to pull my panties and pants up. As soon as I buttoned my pants, I took off running like a scared rabbit. I think the thought of them rubbing my face in my shit made me run faster. Possibly they were just trying to scare me but I was not taking any chances.

When I got home, I took a shower to clean my ass out because I didn't have a chance to wipe my ass. I had shit stains on my panties.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Should of put them for sale on ebay; saw some pee pee ones bring almost 300 bucks once.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

You must be stone deaf if you didn't hear 5 black girls in that nice quiet woods.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

I believe I said I heard them.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

You mean put my shit stained panties on ebay?

Would you buy panties with shit stains on them? What would you do with them if you bought them?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Have you shit your pants befor

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

When I was a kid. I never said I shit my pants on this post. I had shit stains because I didn't wipe my ass. When I was running from those girls, my panties rode up my ass crack and therefore shit stains got on my panties.

Thank you

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

How would you have walked home if they would have caught and rubbed your face in your shit.

Wonder if they would have caught you and made you sit your bare ass in your shit.

How far were you away from home?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

I don't know howt I would have gotten home with shit on my face or shit on my ass. I guess I would have waited until it got dark and walked through alleys. But then how would I explain shit on my face or ass when I walk in the house.

I'll tell you one thing. I will never take a shit in the woods again. I will just have to hold it.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHA
HAHH AHAHAHA

You must be stone deaf if you didn't hear 5 black girls in that nice quiet woods.

that guys hilarious..

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Your story made me think of an old joke by Eddie Murphy. (Maybe next time you can use it to save face while making a discrete exit !)
Both a rabbit and a bear are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur ?"
The rabbit replies, "Why no. I don't have that problem."
Then the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

And that was one of his `tame' jokes...

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