When I got home, I took a shower to clean my ass out because I didn't have a chance to wipe my ass. I had shit stains on my panties.
Should of put them for sale on ebay; saw some pee pee ones bring almost 300 bucks once.
You must be stone deaf if you didn't hear 5 black girls in that nice quiet woods.
I believe I said I heard them.
You mean put my shit stained panties on ebay?
Would you buy panties with shit stains on them? What would you do with them if you bought them?
Have you shit your pants befor
When I was a kid. I never said I shit my pants on this post. I had shit stains because I didn't wipe my ass. When I was running from those girls, my panties rode up my ass crack and therefore shit stains got on my panties.
Thank you
How would you have walked home if they would have caught and rubbed your face in your shit.
Wonder if they would have caught you and made you sit your bare ass in your shit.
How far were you away from home?
I don't know howt I would have gotten home with shit on my face or shit on my ass. I guess I would have waited until it got dark and walked through alleys. But then how would I explain shit on my face or ass when I walk in the house.
I'll tell you one thing. I will never take a shit in the woods again. I will just have to hold it.
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You must be stone deaf if you didn't hear 5 black girls in that nice quiet woods.
that guys hilarious..
Your story made me think of an old joke by Eddie Murphy. (Maybe next time you can use it to save face while making a discrete exit !)
Both a rabbit and a bear are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur ?"
The rabbit replies, "Why no. I don't have that problem."
Then the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
And that was one of his `tame' jokes...