This category is for sharing the most outrageous, politically incorrect, and downright hilarious stories that are too funny to keep to yourself. Sometimes, the funniest stories are the ones that are the most inappropriate. Hilariously Inappropriate is the category for those who have a sense of humor that's a little bit twisted. From outrageous pranks to embarrassing mishaps, this category is all about the absurd and outrageous. Knock yourself out you funny shit..

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Straight Female / 26

Are My Dreams Telling Me Something.

I recently dreamed I filled my husband's fantasy. He brought me home two black Miget twin brothers with huge dicks. He stood at the edge of the bed and cheered them on. The next morning, no fourplay needed I was still draining their loads from me. I was plenty wet down there. The brothers were deciding on who was taking me first. Feeling worn out from the night before. I took their baby makers down my throat like a good wife.

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# 64844 - by Susan

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Straight Female / 42

The Birthday Gift Card

Two weeks ago, I attended a combo birthday party and coming home party for an old bestie 's son from high school. Her son just turned 20. I gave him a birthday card with a homemade g*ft card. On the Card I wrote for one mom fuck and bring mom a stiffie. The smile I got. Two days later he was cashing it in. We spent the day taking turns being on top. My last time being on top I sat on his stomach draining those baby makers all over. He ran his fingers though his load's and I licked them clean.

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# 64842 - by Charlene

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Straight Female / 42

The Retirement Party

In my younger days (25). I worked for a coffin company. Earl 64 one of our coworkers getting ready for retirement. So, we planned him a going away event. The beers were flowing. By the end of the night there were three guys and Cindy another female. We moved the party to the finial assemble area. And Earl received a special going away present in a coffin. I mounted Earl and bounced up and down on his dick. They had the other female bent over a worktable taking turns on her. When Earl thought he was finished. I went down on him. About twenty minutes later Grandpa had his hands holding my head in place. He released then I licked his dick clean And moaned oh my god. Then I heard Cindy say how about some help. These two guys aren't finished yet.

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# 64833 - by Charlene

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Straight Male / 38

I Call It Fourplay, She Calls It Teasing

Yesterday while cutting the yard. Beth 35 was up practicing her kink side with the neighbor's boy 15. They were washing her car. She was wearing her favorite short shorts and a white tee shirt and braless. Him just a swimsuit. The hilariously part of this story. They had two garden hoses. Beth had more car soap on her than the car. She looked like she entered a wet tee shirt contest. They were hosing each other off. Honestly, she wants his hose.

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# 64778 - by Steve

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Straight Male / 38

Teasing The Neighbor's Boy , I Know She Wants Him

Caught my wife Beth Ann 35 doing her kinky shit. Yeah, it was nice of her but again. Came home yesterday she's pushing the lawn mower. She's wearing cut off jean shorts wearing an old white tee shirt and braless. And her titties are bouncing. And showing off her big brown nipples. And the neighbor boy is sitting on their front pouch just watching away. He's just starting his prime years of needing his first fuck.

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# 64765 - by Steve

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Straight Male / 38

She Said Oh My

About ten years ago we moved from the apartment life to a two-bedroom home. Great neighborhood and neighbors. Then there's five-year-old Joey that lived two homes down. Our place became his go to place when he was missing from his home. Took to Beth Ann like a lost puppy. If his parents couldn't find him running the streets he was at our place. Nine years later he finally noticed Beth Ann enjoyed roaming the house bra less and letting her titties floating about. I said something to her she just replies yep that's me. One day asked her when's his lucky day. She just smiled back. Well about six months later after coming home from work on a Saturday. There in the second bedroom and he's at second base with a mouth full of titty and massaging the other one. She's holding his head in place. She noticed I was standing in the doorway and smiled and giving me a thumbs up. I returned the thumbs up and let left them alone. About twenty minutes later I heard her moan oh my. I had to check out was going on. I peeked back in. She let Joey get her pants off and he was plugged in, and nature was taking over. Her legs were wrapped around him and she's pushing back. Joey released there was another moan of enjoyment from both of them.

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# 64738 - by Steve

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