Randomized confessions..

today at school i got pantsed in gym and tripped on my pants showing my thong to everyone

  • Last summer, when I was a freshman, me and my best friend went fishing with his older brother and his girlfriend. At the edge of the lake, I sat on a dirty rock and my jeans got all muddy. My frieds brother drove and when we got back to the car, he told me that I would have to take my pants off. I said quietly that I'd rather not, that I was wearing briefs that day because I hadn't planned on taking my pants off (I wear boxer briefs 95% of the time, I swear!). He said sorry, but he didn't want to get his car dirty. So, right there, in an open parking lot with several visitors, my best friend, and an older girl, I dropped my pants and exposed my tight briefs to the crowd. I had to ride all the way home sitting next to my best friends in my briefs and I don't think I've ever been so embarrased. I wish that girl would have gotten dirty.

    this is so bad i dont think i can say iut all i was going to scool one day and just get on the bus when i saw that i had no chair fo to sit in on that bus and driver said not to stand north of the yellow line and pushed me and i feel down onto jimmey Julijanez who slip hand up my underpant and felt the new world odor and said it was not some big wrong accident i said jimmey yu goin down fo a smackin of thte big time kind and tried to swing at hes ugly maw but missed and put my cruddy hand onto his peterbilt 5000 tractor log and then his daddy said i was going to go and be the wedding cuz i touched all the wrong places up and down side aklong i was just so emaressed that i couldnot hold it inside and made some smelly mudpies all over in my guadalupe drawers.

  • to day i forgot to wear underwear and i got changed in pe everyone was lafing

    So... the guy i like gives math courses to my little brother after school! One day he came really early and I was still sleeping...and well..I...have a tendancy to...sleepwalk. So anyways, my whole family says that that morning I walked to my living room and told the guy I like/my brothers teacher :honey, milk me! ..and then I growled! When I woke up my whole family told me and now in high school everybody tells me: Got milk?

  • I'm a guy and my neighbor is a girl and we've lived next to each other almost all our lives so we are very good friends. So shes always comin over to my house and me to hers. Well anyway one evening i was home alone and was taking a bath. Halfway through my bath the door opens and she just walks in laughin and stands over me. im yellin at her to get out and tryin to cover my self with the tiny wash clothe i was using. She then pulls out her cell phone and takes a picture of me. After she takes a picture she runs out the door laughing. I get up and grab my towel, wrap it around my waist and chase after her downstairs. I catch and grab her cell phone to delete it. but the whole time while i'm tryin to delete it with one hand she keeps pulling my towel down. Finally i wrap my towel around me and go upstairs. She still jokes about it all the time and tells me she was teaching me a lesson for not locking any doors.