Wow she's a great friend!
You know, by the time you ran downstairs and grabbed her cell phone, she had already emailed it at the touch of a few buttons to every one of her girlfriends. She'll deny it, of course, if you question her.
And by now, all your female neighbors have seen them too.
If you were able to cover yourself with a tiny washcloth, there mustn't be much down there to cover, eh?
Don't bother with any lame attempts to get even. You'll just end up in jail.
I wish I had a neighbor like you.
why? are there no gay guys in your neighborhood?
"If you were able to cover yourself with a tiny washcloth, there mustn't be much down there to cover, eh?"
Hold up hold up, i said i was tryin to cover my self with a small wash clothe cause thats all i had. i didnt say i got it covered, ha
Dude! i would have nailed her. She walks in on you and pretty much STRIPS you, my god man...