were you sleep walking naked?
did he grab your dick and milk it?
no i was wearing a cami and underwear and hum... i dont have a dick
you don't have a dick? ???
did you lose it in an accident or something?
that's gotta suck when you have to pee but if your boyfriend likes you on the receiving end then i guess it doesn't matter
good thing you're gay because with no dick it would be hard getting a girlfriend
I'M A GIRL YOU MORON
Well that explains no dick.
you're not the originally poster
because if you were, you'd be in school!
who's the MORON now?
Well I'm a girl and I've also got a dick.
I live in france dumbo!
You mean transvestite
france? really? you think anybody believes that?
oui, parfaitement, j'habite en France, a Paris meme, dans le 17e arrondissement.D'ailleurs aujourd'hui j'ai passé le brevet blanc. Ce serait simpa si tu laché l'affaire comme quoi que je n'ai pas ecris le premier message. Tes propos ne tiennent pas la route.
Bonjour, mademoiselle! Quel âge avez-vous ? Vous avez toutes les photographies nues de vous-même ? Vous aime avoir le sexe ?
French Girls Are Easy!
Oooo La La!
There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Frenchie again.
1st of all that was the worst joke ever lol and 2nd of all "avoir sex" doesn't meen anything.
And I'm not French I hate the French, I'm an American living in France.
''And I'm not French I hate the French, I'm an American living in France.''
yeah, yeah. and you're living in france to what? learn how to sell yourself on the streets of paris?
that is just mean.
yo do realize that you called her a whore?
how do you say 'whore' in french? anybody?
hey thanx for taking my side and like that was so random! do yu think you english fellows are so well educated, prostitution does not exist there! No you are the birthers of THE STREETS, the worst existing group ever!
Do you listen to them while your havinbg tea during tea time or while your eating beans on toast for breakfeast?
pull your socks up and stop being silly sausages!
1) i'm not english. 2) i don't speak french, so was wondering how you say 'whore' in french. would think someone living in paris could tell me. simple question. no need to get a pike up your ass about it. 3) don't know where you think 'there' is, but i'm in a nice little island in the south pacific.
i wasnt talking to u
and btw you say pute
F.O.D
Do you have a nice ass? Would you let me kiss every inch of your ass? May I lick you ass crack? Would you sit your ass on my face?
