I went to a Halloween party dressed as David Bowie. Although my costume was pretty assume, there was on especially hott girl there dressedas Eve, in just 3 quite slutty/revealing leaves. Well a short ways into the party I spilt my drink on her, messing up her leaves pretty bad. I tried to apologize but she was extremely pissed-off. Before she could make too big of a scene she dragged me into a side-room and told me that she wasn't going back out there with her leaves like that (they were now revealing basically everything). She grabbed a towel and told me to either swap costumes with her or she would basically destroy my testicles by means of pointy shoes. So I gave in and stripped down. Now the soppy leaves just barely covered up my manhood, with the rest of my completely exposed. I thought I was being chivilrous and was hoping for a bit of compassion from her, but she certainly did make a scene when we returned to party. I still havent heard the end of it.

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by Anonymous

wow.. what an interesting story. i'm so sad she made a big scene in the end. and your a man skank for trying to get with a skanky girl.. and i apologize if you are dating her, or even perhaps married.. and best wished to the both of you then.

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