i used to live in this really old house with my dad/mom/sister/brother. even tho the house was in a nice area and was very valuable, it didn't change the fact things were squeaky and the bathroom didnt lock properly. the door would close but if you locked it you would have to try really hard to open it. everyone knocked and the extra security other than locking yourself in would have been to turn the bathroom fan on which i rarely did because it was annoying.

It was morning time and i woke up with my crotch being hard and I really had to use the bathroom. i ran into the bathroom, pulled my crotch out (i lowered my underwear to like my knees to pull it out cuz it was hard and i HAD to go) and my mom opened the door. she looked at my crotch and back at my face and i just had this feeling of like my heart stopping and being really really really tense.

but then she grabbed her car keys near the sink put her hands over her eyes and said i didnt see anything and left

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by Anonymous

I did not know that crotches get hard, thou the male penis gets hard (erections) sometimes in the mornings (called "morning wood"). So you must be a female with a hard crotch? Thats a new one, I got to see one of them.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Me to

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

response to the creator, i dont believe really anything i have read so far on this site including this one. dont waste your time sir

response to everyone else: carry on masturbating while watching spelling b's and fantasizing about gramm3r

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by Anonymous

I thought you were going to say your mother jacked you off or sucked your hard on.

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