7/8 grade had an in school party were we went to this small crappy water park with one slide. It was during school so no other people were really there but a few older people. My mom was a chaperone.

My mom gets the closest chair and takes off her shirt and skirt to reveal this sling bikini that left nothing to the imagination. The string or whatever it was made of was not thick enough to cover the whole nipple (imagine like a breast implant tara reid thing going on) and when she sat down in the chair I could clearly see a little hair down there. I tried to convince her to put the clothes back on saying your embarrasing me but that didn't work. So I say the real reason and at that moment a teacher (female luckily) walks by and says the same things that her privates are visible and so she laughs. apologizes, and put her clothes back on.