This past season, our soccer team got these new uniforms.
We hadn't gotten new uniforms for varsity since my freshman year. Anyway, we wore them for the first time at an away game, the second game of the season. At a lull in the game, I went towards the sidelines of the small field. I was out of breath and I bent down with my hands on my knees. My backside was towards, not my crush, but these fine-ass females. Out of no where I heard them laughing and one red head said, "Hey, you should see a doctor about those big blue dots on your ass; they could be contageous!" They all kept laughing. As always, before the game I put on my very lucky blue polka dotted briefs on over my j-strap. Then I looked down and saw that our new shorts were completely see-through. All I could wish for was that our school colors weren't blue and WHITE. Sure, I realized that the giggling wasn't just towards me and that eveyone's shit was see-through too, but everyone else wasn't wearing blue polka dot briefs.