While i was in military academy, i had to run 2 miles competing with fellow cadets. I was a bad runner and was at the end of the group. One fine morning everybody, with utter surprise, found me running at the head of the column!!! The secret ?! I had three big ants (I found later) in my underwear that were biting my thing... I came first and had to go to hospital for a swelled penis!!!! Thanks ANTS!!!!