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Anything Goes
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Do you wear a black bra with a white sheer blouse? Just joking! Not that kind of cheap. I'm talking moola, the green stuff. Please answer all questions.
1. Friends characterize me as...
a) Spendthrift. Shopaholic. Wastrel.
b) someone who enjoys saving money.
c) pretty cheap.
d) I have no friends. Friends have birthdays and I'm not spending money on a stupid present.
2. I buy clothes...
a) only when I need to replace a worn out garment
b) only on sale
c) from the Internet or discount stores like Marshalls & Ross
d) from the $9.99 store
e) only from Salvation Army
f) I don't buy clothes, I just search my neighbors' trash for cast-offs.
3. If I attend a pot-luck party and there are leftovers at the end...
a)I won't take any. I never eat leftovers.
b) I'll take some home if there was something really good.
c) No problem, I bring my own doggy bags.
d) I'm willing to trample old women, children, and the disabled to get every last scrap.
4. Reuse tea bags?
a) Ugh, gross!
b) If I am having a second cup right away.
c) I haven't bought a new tea bag in 2 mos.
d) It's a waste of money to drink tea. Hot water will warm you up just the same. And that way you'll save on sugar and cream.
5. Toiletries
a) I only splurge on high end shampoos and loitions occasionally.
b) The store brands are the only ones that I ever use.
c) I try to rely on the sample sizes that come in the mail and whatever I can get from hotel stays.
d) Why buy when there is a dispenser in the bathroom at work.
6. Regifting?
a) Only items that I don't like and only when I think the new recepient will like it.
b) Habitually.
c) It's mine! My precioussss!
7. Panhandling blind double-amputee Vietnam vet guy?
a) So sad, I always empty my pockets of change
b) I think I bought him a cup of coffee once.
c) Put a button in his cup
d) My brother is such a lazy bum!
8. Health insurance
a) An HMO helps me save money.
b) Uninsured. I use vitamins and am extra careful so I don't have accidents.
c) Uninsured. That's what the Emergency room and fake ids are for.
d) Uninsured. Last year I removed my own appendix and saved a couple thousand dollars.
1. Friends characterize me as...
a) Spendthrift. Shopaholic. Wastrel.
b) someone who enjoys saving money.
c) pretty cheap.
d) I have no friends. Friends have birthdays and I'm not spending money on a stupid present.
2. I buy clothes...
a) only when I need to replace a worn out garment
b) only on sale
c) from the Internet or discount stores like Marshalls & Ross
d) from the $9.99 store
e) only from Salvation Army
f) I don't buy clothes, I just search my neighbors' trash for cast-offs.
3. If I attend a pot-luck party and there are leftovers at the end...
a)I won't take any. I never eat leftovers.
b) I'll take some home if there was something really good.
c) No problem, I bring my own doggy bags.
d) I'm willing to trample old women, children, and the disabled to get every last scrap.
4. Reuse tea bags?
a) Ugh, gross!
b) If I am having a second cup right away.
c) I haven't bought a new tea bag in 2 mos.
d) It's a waste of money to drink tea. Hot water will warm you up just the same. And that way you'll save on sugar and cream.
5. Toiletries
a) I only splurge on high end shampoos and loitions occasionally.
b) The store brands are the only ones that I ever use.
c) I try to rely on the sample sizes that come in the mail and whatever I can get from hotel stays.
d) Why buy when there is a dispenser in the bathroom at work.
6. Regifting?
a) Only items that I don't like and only when I think the new recepient will like it.
b) Habitually.
c) It's mine! My precioussss!
7. Panhandling blind double-amputee Vietnam vet guy?
a) So sad, I always empty my pockets of change
b) I think I bought him a cup of coffee once.
c) Put a button in his cup
d) My brother is such a lazy bum!
8. Health insurance
a) An HMO helps me save money.
b) Uninsured. I use vitamins and am extra careful so I don't have accidents.
c) Uninsured. That's what the Emergency room and fake ids are for.
d) Uninsured. Last year I removed my own appendix and saved a couple thousand dollars.
