It being that time of year again it brings back memories from three years ago. My girlfriend and I were going to this Halloween party at a big club and she talked me into dressing as a french maid in a costume she had worn a few years earlier. She thought it would be cool to see how many people we could fool. She had me shave, got me a corset to bring my waist to about 27 inches, stuffed the top to give me firm breasts and did my make up. I wore high heels and carried a purse for money and keys. We got to the club and I thought I had fooled quite a few people. We began having a good time and after several drinks my girlfriend excused herself to go to the bathroom. A guy came up to me and asked if I would dance with him. I told him I didn't dance and left it at that. I looked across the dancefloor and my girlfriend was dancing with another guy. When she came over after the dance I let her have it and she just explained that she couldn't find me after the bathroom and it was just a dance, no big deal. We argued and she left the club and took a taxi home. I was getting pretty drunk and was angry so I stayed and went out on the dancefloor. Before I knew it the guy that asked me to dance was dancing with me. After the dance he offered to buy me a drink and I got scared and told him I had to leave. He leaned in close to me and whispered "I know you are a guy and it's okay." I let him buy me a drink and we ended up making out in the lounge at the club. I couldn't believe I was kissing a guy. I took a taxi home and collapsed in bed. My girlfriend apologized the next day and told me she danced with the other guy to make me jealous because more guys were looking at me then her at the club. To this day she doen't know what happened that night and I've never done it again although I dress in her clothes sometimes when she leaves me home alone.