I've been guilty of subconsciously masturbating. Not sure if that word really explains it. Sometimes, I could be alone, chillin' with some friends, or a special someone. At some point, my hands are in my pants or rubbing my bulge, and I don't even realize I'm doing it. I'm talking about subtle, but clearly rubbing. It rarely happens, but it can be hilariously embarrassing when I get called out on it.