Yes everyone is born naked. When we were little my grandmother had this thing about taking naked pictures of us, in the bathtub, getting dressed, on the sofa. She kept us during the day and we ran around naked. If it weren't for those pictures I would have no memory of this, we were between two and five at the time, my sister was five and she has faint memories.

All these naked pictures are in albums of when we were growing up. I have a boyfriend, a regular Joe boyfriend who is serious as all get out and I take him to meet my grandma. I can't believe it she gets this album out of me naked as a kid and puts it in his lap and turns the pages for him. I know that he was uncomfortable but didn't know what to say, I was more than uncomfortable I was embarrassed. She loves this one picture of me holding my blankie, with my naked little girlie parts for all to see. She had that picture enlarged to a 5X7 and it is in a frame in her bedroom. I hate it, she loves it. She brought it out to show my boyfriend because it is the cutest picture she has of me.

Suffice it to say I was embarrassed one more time. And she doesn't get it.