Well I can't help you up at because I am totally down with what you're saying. I could maybe see gay guys going for that. I'm no germaphobe and I'm certainly no prude but why anybody would want to get balls deep in a stinky shithole when within an inch of it there's a sweet fragrant slippery vagina literally built by God himself for fucking. If that's not gross enough I'm seeing a lot of Stories on here and where somebody's fucking somebody in the ass they pull out and shove it into that person's mouth. Call me crazy but that sounds like a pretty fucking unsanitary situation. I'm a baby boomer and when I was growing up guys were obsessed with giant tits, the bigger the better, to the point of Ridiculousness,a girls face could have been run over with studded snow tires but if she had huge tits she was in. I read somewhere that the cause of this was that sometime in the early 20th century baby formula was invented and babies were denied the breast for feeding... sounds feasible but I can't imagine what caused this obsession with ass fucking. I gave it a try one time when I got to say it fucking hurt..i mean um her, it hurt her she told me so. ;-)
"built by God himself"
There is your problem.
I meant it as a fucking metaphor. And even if I did mean mean it in a conventional sense who the fuck are you to judge me on my beliefs. Santa Claus could a shit us at his fucking asshole for all you or I know,nPA so don't be an arrogant fuck
Ive asked my husband this as wwll. He says it because other guys have been in my vagina so my ass us special to him. Its not true that others havent been in my butt but if thats what he believes I will let him keep thinking it.
My first experience with sex also included anal sex. It was during our second go around and after he had been slow fucking me normally asking me how I liked this and that, he was teaching me and he had pulled my legs up high while he fucked me and he said why not let him fuck my ass. Well you are not in a position to refuse, you are seventeen and this 28 year old guy had you where he wants you and he tells you he wants to fuck your ass you say Okay, but not very loud or anything. His dick went into me hard, he had to have been very hard, he shoved and shoved pushing my legs back over my head until he finally shoved it in. He then pulled out and turned me over on my hands and knees and fucked my ass that way. He told me that every bitch had to have her ass fucked, it was part of being a bitch, that once a girl gave a man her ass she was his bitch for life and he intended to keep me.
The short story is that he never asked me for my ass again, and I never suggested it either. Once was enough. And even now thirty years later I remember every second of getting fucked in the ass and no thank you. When he finished with me I gagged at the smell, I felt so dirty and I was so ashamed I couldn't look at him, when he drug me into the shower to wash me off I stood there like a three year old, he switched a switch in me and it has never switched off, only getting married helped me outgrow my shame.
Why the fuck should you be ashamed? Anal was his idea. Did that fuck head think it would smell like flowere? And furthermore what the fuck are you livestock? He drug you the shower? And here yo are 30 yrs later with that dickhead