In my junior year in college I spotted an unusual looking female student, Dina, and introduced myself to her. She had a rustic look about her and wore no makeup although one could tell that with just minor makeup she'd be a head-turner. Nevertheless, we chatted for a time and found we liked each other. In due time, we started making out in my car between classes. She seemed to know her way around my penis and treated it like a minor deity.

After a few months, she asked if I would like to meet her parents. I said, "Yes, of course." Invited to dinner, we all ate in the dining room and her mom and Dina went into the kitchen to clean up and make coffee for us. Dina's father was like a giant bulldog and I found him intimidating. Sitting at the now empty dining room table, we waited for the coffee. Dina's father looked me over and said, "I spent years, from the time she was ten, giving Dina sex lessons, so if you have fucked her, you have noted the quality of her fucking. She's tops in any one's book. She is now, unquestionably, a stunning piece of ass."

Dumbfounded, I explained that I did not hear him too well and could he repeat what he said. He repeated exactly the same thing. Then he added. "If you mistreat her or abuse her in any way, I'll fucking break you in half."

As much as I enjoyed Dina in every way, yes, sexually as well, I dropped out of the relationship using fake negative school grades as an excuse. I never saw her outside of class from that day on. It occurred to me that her father might have been testing me or in some way, tying to be humorous. However, I decided that I was out of that scene. I'm sure some of you will think of me as an idiotic wimp. Perhaps I am. Wimp or not, my feeling is that I dodged a large caliber bullet.