Mama is stubborn, but I actually love her(Shhh). I love my husband Vint, but I despise my nephew-in-law Bubba, because I want to fuck him, he has such a big bulge...but oh- nevermind about that. That two-timing whore of a woman named Iola is trying to steal my hunk of man-meat..but that's another story. Doesn't my family suck?
