during the summer of 2005, i figured out how to whack off. so one day when i was walking up to my house with my friend, i jokingly said, "Ever since i started whacking off, I've gotten in more arguments with my dad." I said it infornt of my next door neighbor's house, and i didn't realize it, but they were all standing in their garage with the door open. they all heard it. i heard laughting and looked to where the laughing came from and immediately realized what had happened. I sprinted up the street and into my house, with my friend running behind me laughing histerically. it was embarrassing at the time, but now i think that it's funny.