When I was in 7th grade, I was in a musical play! Aparently I had a little too much to drink and when it was my solo, I could feel it! I sung and sung and my penis got hard from the pressure! Well! I almost finished when it burst out! The pressure released! I pissed myself on stage! I was wearing black, so I ran off stage when done and nobody noticed my accident! Well! In the next scene, the girl I was with slipped in my puddle and somehow managed to land face first in it! She screamed," EWW! IT'S PISS! TAYLOR, DID YOU PISS YOURSELF!?" I almost didn't go on for my next act! I was the talk of the school the next day! Everyone called my 'Puddle' and it was so embarrassing!

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by Anonymous

Everyone called *ME puddle! I made a spelling mistake!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

So what, he made a spelling mistake. You can still understand what he was writing. Hope you've got over your accident okay Taylor, must have been embarrassing!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Learn to read. That was from the same poster who noticed he had made a slight mistake in his original post.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

I confess that this story is phony balony, I made it up you goons, ha ha ha! You believed me!

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