This New Years eve I was at a mates house in Bristol and didn't feel much like drinking, which was just as well, as, at around 3am I caught a couple of jerks trying to shave the eyebrows off a woman who'd fallen asleep drunk.

I told them to grow up and they were way too drunk and aggressive and one of them tripped me and I banged my head on the floor. Adrenalin kicked in and I got back up and realised these pair were both too drunk to finish what they had started.

The 1st one ran at me and I hit him on the jaw and he went out like a light, the 2nd one swung wide, missed and I hit him twice and he went out to. All that drink they had inside them didnt' help.

So, with the others there, about 6, 4 women and 2 guys, I got egged on by them and decided to shave off their eyebrows and balls!
The women were so cruel, I mean they'd obviously went into shock when they were knocked out and were both hung like acorns as a result.
But it was hilarious and cruel, as one woman took one look and said "Bless their little, mmmmmmmm, cotton socks!" and another said "even SMALLER than I thought".

Although I have some empathy for both of them I kinda, sorta feel they brought it on themselves, needless to say I left before they both came to/woke up!