I was in the middle of speaking to a group of guys during a 2 hour orientation I was giving today when somebody with the bright idea and intent of Embarrassing me snuck up quietly behind me and yanked my skirt right off me, leaving me half naked in front of all the guys with my privates flashing them. They all started whistling and laughing hysterically.

I was so mortified. I couldn't even move. I just froze for a moment with everyone enjoying the free show. Then I grabbed my skirt off the floor ran out into the hallway to the bathroom down the hall, managing to flash some fellow workers on the way as well. I hid in the bathroom until I felt calmed down enough to come out. I really had to use the bathroom anyway, so I sat there Peeing and Pooping for several minutes while I tried to regain my composure.

I still don't know who did it to me, but from now on I'm letting someone else handle the speeches.