i could barely decide to put this in the i hate my neighbors or here but i guess it isnt really hate. so...(this sounds a bit cocky but go with it.)

im young and have a great body and i absolutely love the feeling of the sun on my skin and napping in the hot air. it is really one of my favorite things to do when i have some time on my hands.i have a few different places around my one and a half acre property where i layout completely naked. all of my neighbors are horrible old and cant see me and rarely leave their houses anyways. but recently one moved away and another old man moved in. he lives by himself with a dog and to my awkward surprise loves to garden at the hottest party of the day.

so i guess i do hate me neighbor for ruining my favorite time of anyday to tan. old bastard go blind!