hey, I have no time for all my bitches. Every hour needs to be allocated to some chick

also, sometimes I end up hinting at how great a time I had with some bitch, as I'm talking to my bitch!!

Any strategies for managing so many women?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

My buddy used to be like that but after awhile he sort of got all used up; see I was later dating someone he used to date and she told me a lot of time his dick wouldn't get very hard anymore; she was so frustrated all the time she stopped dating him. The girls had a nickname for him; called him "fast eddie," not cause of any fast car or anything like one might think, but because his act was so fast cause it just didn't get or stay very hard very long anymore. Guess its like they say; too much of anything is no good dude so you better slow it down for ya burn out too.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Sounds like bragging to me. They're probably only using you, but I suppose you're OK with that. Perhaps you get laid a lot but I suspect you have very low self esteem, and you fill the void by superficial attention from females. Wouldn't it be more fulfilling to have one girl who is not flaky or slutty and is totally into just YOU? You get what you give, it takes two to make a relationship work.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Convert to some religion that approves of your behavior or move to a country that allows polygamp. Then enjoy!

Of course, you're risking: child support payments for 3 kids born the same year, an angry father or two, a psychotic woman, and AIDS.

But hey, you ARE the mack.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

It's people like you who feel so cool that they think they can handle anything. You know what? A chick is going to find out, and she's going to get hurt. Then, she'll get revenge on you. You're such a playing bastard.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Yes, find something else to occupy yourself instesd of making up fantasy tales of how you would like things to be.
Get a job .......... Get a life.

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