I could never actually cheat on my wife, but I do know one person I met online who I am definitely glad lives too far away for me to get to without the aide of an airplane. She is funny, sexy, and we get along well when we're chatting. Many times I've wanted to ask to her to describe her naked body to me, or to send me a nudie picture, or to flash her boobs at her webcam, but I'm either too scared to ask, or I'm too scared she'll say yes.

We don't chat every day, and I don't think about her every day, but whenever she pops onto my screen I smile and look forward to talking. We've talked about sex in general terms before, and often I've wanted to tell her how she had starred in my latest fantasy or how I imagine she tastes. She's married, too, happily so, so maybe the attraction is partly that we're both "safe."

Anyway, if we were single, I know we'd hook up. But since we're not, I'll just admire her from afar.