I absolutely -LOATH- my plebian, common as muck, drunken neighbours!

These revolting creatures lack intelligence, wouldn't be able to find the meaning of the word decency in a dictionary if it were highlighted in bright neon yellow! And probably think scratching their backsides with a twig while burbing at the same time, is the height of sophistication!

They argue constantly, call each other 'delightful' names and throw their sordid pasts at each other to score cheap points and as a result we have heard every filthy thing we possibly can in connection with their sad, empty,cheap booze filled joke of a life!

They have now been served a notice after we wrote to our local MP and involved the local enviromental health team and the low life scum are now spreadig malicous rumours about us in a pathetic tit for tat campaign, that has been spotted for what it is by other neighbours who are also sick to the back teeth of them. There's just the one old hag who has sided with them as she is as nasty as they are and, like them, is not so popular with the longer standing resisdents, and 'needs' them on side- old trout!

They are seriously overweight, smoke like stinking chimneys, eat fried garbage and drink, drink, and drink some more...always the cheap stuff. They have a reputation for living in the local 'dirt cheap' pub and causing trouble.

We have heard them spouting their verbal sewage up until the early hours of the morning, this includes our daughter. She has been introduced to words that, frankly, make MY hair curl!!

These cretins are in their 60s! She calls him a peadophile more often tha not and accuses him of fancying his own daughter. Now if that's true, why the hell is she with him??! If it isn't, why the hell does he stay with someone who says such things to him -SICK!! She has made threats to have him beaten up and killed! Goads him about not being able to perform as a man, despite having a stash of Viagra (YUCK!) they haven't been intimate for five years, from what we have heard her whe she's complaining! Mid you, if you saw the ugly so and so's, you wouldn't touch them with a twenty foot pole!

I want them out! I want them gone! Even though we are getting the place soundproofed! Thankfully they live beneath us, so I like the fact that we are above them, and we are in every sense of the word!

Cheap, nasty, stupid, ugly pieces of excrement they are!

*PHEW! I feel better for that! Hah! ;)

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