Often when I get bored at work I got into the bathroom and wank until I come. It really eases tedium and makes me more productive throughout the rest of the day.
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by Anonymous
Hey, a happy worker is a productive worker!
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by Anonymous
Obviously you don't work at a zoo. Spanking the monkey would be against the rules!!! hahahahha
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by Anonymous
maybe he's a farmboy, and is allowed to choke the chicken....
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by Anonymous
are u a butcher, and bopping the balony??
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by Anonymous
He went fishing with the one eyed wonder worm
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by Anonymous
No, I'm an artist and work in the film industry. I wouldn't say I'm allowed to choke the chicken, (a bit hard because I'm a girl anyway,) but there's nothing in my contract that says I'm not allowed to have a wank when I feel like it. Everyone else takes cigarette breaks, so I think I should be allowed a wanking break when I want one. I'm quite discrete about it - anyone going for a smoke asks who else wants to join them. When I wank I definitely don't ask who else wants to come with me.
Maybe I should as that might liven up my day even more?
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by Anonymous
Yes, that would liven up the day : )
It may encourage a few smokers to switch....
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by Anonymous
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT A COOK OR A CHEF!!!!
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