I have to admit I LOVE to fart. Loud, silent, smelly, or wet farts.
The best is to let out a nasty one in the store, and watch as someone walks into it.
I'll even let out a silent deadly as I leave a crowded elavator.
Another good one is to fart in the area of a baby. Mom or dad will be like,"baby needs a diaper change. Yes you do!" and all that. Only to realize it wasn't the kid they smelled.

I enjoy eating beans, broccoli, drinking cheap beer. Anything to get the rumble action going. If I'm going to be around someone I don't like, I plan my meals ahead to build up the right amount of sound & odor.

Face it, I love to fart!!