Hi to all and greetings from the United Kingdom.

As a newcomer to this site I have read with interest, and a great deal of amusement I might add, the numerous posts relating to an equally numerous variety of subjects.

Whilst many are serious and qualify for an honest and sensible response, there are just as many which are doubtless composed in the heat of the moment whilst practicing masturbatory techniques and which rarely warrant any response at all, but live and let live I say as long as it causes no harm to any individual.

So why I am writing this post?

It would appear that the vast majority of the posts are made by residents of the USA and some of which seem only too pleased to seize the opportunity of ridiculing any post made by someone who is British, and I ask my self why? Is it because we use some words which are different from yours? i.e. the word Mate used in a recent post opened itself to a barrage of insults relating to British tradition. Why provoke any unwarranted and likewise insulting responses from the British? Do we ridicule your term of going to the bathroom when there is no bath in sight? We could argue that it is nonsense to use the term "going to a bathroom" in a restaurant for example is ridiculous, have you ever heard of a restaurant providing a bathtub and or shower for the convenience of its customers? I don't think so! But nevertheless the term is used as it has always been since the puritan days when any mention of the word toilet was deemed unfitting and rude. We could also argue that your language used is English and therefore your spelling of words such as neighbor are incorrect! We British are generally not in the habit of ridiculing Americans and accept that each and every culture has its differences, so get real and accept likewise.
If you are proud to be an American and for what it stands for then remember that there are others in this world that are equally proud of their culture and heritage.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

I could not have put it better myself,in fact you beat me to.Very well said.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Good point. Now maybe you can answer a question I have. Why do so many Brits have such horrible looking teeth?? I've seen some amazing hot British gals but then they open their mouths to horrible teeth.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Eating too much American junk food for those with bad teeth.However I doubt from that remark that you have seen many English girls.Either that or you have a tooth fetish.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

I would think, from your stated compulsion to read this site from stem to stern, that you might perceive a <b>general</b> propensity towards the unfettered urge to abuse, blaspheme, curse and lambaste; to cast aspersion, belittlement, castigation, execration, imprecation, malediction, and opprobrium; to profane and rebuke and ridicule; to use all available chastisement, criticism, epithet, excoriation, disparagement, insult, put-down, revilement, and vilification within the writer's arsenal of wit; to engage in broadside, diatribe, harangue, polemic, <I>and</I> tirade upon almost <I>any</I> post for almost <I>any</I> reason at almost <I>any</I> time.

Are you perhaps experiencing some <I>hyper<?I>sensitivity to what must be a subjectively perceived Anglophobia among some small percentage of the cyberscribbles included herein?

Or are you consciously trying to impart a general perception that our British cousins are thin-skinned? That our gin-besotted counterparts across our Eastern Deep-And-Briny are a lot of weepy little sisters, whom, apparently, quite simply can't take the heat - or conversely - can't stay out of the kitchen either? Trolls do exist, Gwendolyn, and they aren't exactly unknown here.

Take heart, matey (by the way, haven't the execrable Australians hijacked the "mate" thing to the point that it is now associated almost exclusively with Britain's Texas?).

Take your lame whimpering lamentations to the webmaster in the "suggestions".

Maybe s/he will make the place so completely PC that no one will have any <I>"hurty fee-wings"</I> here.

It will also be so bland as to be a desert as well.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

By the way, I <I>was</I> masturbating furiously while I wrote that. Hope it was good for you, too.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

You missed out Malakation.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

whatever the person who started this post is probably american and just wants people saying oooh you're soooo amazing how you use those big words. You just want attention!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

No I bet you're a little baby that needs his diapers changed.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

My sons soccer coach is a Brit. When he first came to coach the team, it was amusing to watch the faces of the boys when he was talkng. Finally, one of the boys turned to me and whispered "what language is he speaking?"!! It didn't take long for the boys to figure it out and three years later they not only don't notice his accent, they have picked up some phrases (some of which raise a few eyebrows here!) and would never think of correcting or debating his speech patterns or customs. But I still would rather say "going to the bathroom" over "going to the loo"!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Wrong, I am British.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

You are the perfect example of the type of person that this poster spoke of. It seems to me that you have an inferiority complex amongst other hangups.

Wow! and I am impressed by the amount of time that you have devoted to the construction of a reply which only your type of ignoramous can be bothered to decipher.
Hahahahahahahaha.

Give up! Every time you poke your nose into a post EVERYBODY laughs at your I have swallowed a dictionary ramblings of I have such a small dick that women laugh at me so I need to vent my anger and dissappointment.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Most British would say toilet and not loo as most Americans say bathroom as opposed to the John or Can.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

What big words in the original post are you talking about?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Well said, sir!
You may be a preposterous wanker to read and enjoy so much of the sorry posts at this site, but you're British through and through and we love your limey ass for it!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Gosh, I love it when you guys kiss and make up! I enjoy the challange of the big words! It gives me something to do for the rest of the evening, just me and my Websters! I wish I had a life...

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Sounds like YOU have some sort of <I>prepositional phrase</I> disorder, or a <I>conjunction</I> fetish of some kind.

YOUR incoherent ramblings are definitely symptomatic of a rather indifferent education - expressed by a subnormal intellect.

Maybe OP is happy to have you (or anyone) on their side; I would not have you.

Product of the UK ed. system?

Or are you just a Brit suck-up/wannabe nancyladyboy...?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

<I>"No I bet you're a little baby that needs his diapers changed."</I>

This response is so lame as to be pathetic.

This had to have been posted by the "go jump in a lake" retard.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

No. Your thought processes are as lutulent as ever.

If I'd just wanted to throw neologisms around, I'd have emailed you for your expert advice.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

<I>"You just want attention! "</I>

NOT from the likes of you.

In the future, please do not read my postings.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

<I>"limey ass "</I>

I KNEW the racist/ethnic slurs were lurking right under the surface.

Are the effete, soggy pantied British among the <I>last</I> nationality groups expected to smile and grin and shuffle when they are so slandered?

Where is the outrage of the pc crowd now?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Let's get off of the subject of Re: SHAME

Let's move on.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

"Americans" Living proof that the native Red Indians fucked buffaloes.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

You see what happens when someone posts a good point for discussion? The asshole who swallowed a dictionary pokes his unwelcome nose in yet again to stir up some more racist crap!

To the original poster; Don't bother trying to raise a serious point on this site as it will only be followed up by ignorant numbskulls such as the guy with the almost not there pecker and dictionary fetish along with those who do not have enough gray cells and / or edcation to be able to compose a legible sentance. I am a proud American whose family can be traced back over two hundred years. I take your point, agree with what you have to say and accept that each and every culture has its differences. Please to not take any notice of the likes of the aforementioned dregs of our country who will bring it to its knees if we ever allowed them to make an impression on decent folk. We have much respect for you our English cousins and a fascination of your country, your traditions, your heritage and your history, that's why so many of us take vacations there.
God bless America and long live the Queen.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

<I>"We have much respect for you our English cousins..."</I>

" We"?

You must have a turd in your pocket you call "momma".

You and the pompous ass OP are what is wrong with humanity in general.

A huge pox on the smug ignorance of both of you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Gee, you sound like a real fun guy...lighten up!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

That poster is micro weaner the dictionary man who is believes that we are impressed by his rantings. Maybe he did actually impress someone, somewhere, once upon a time and has been on a deluded mission to prove something ever since, but we all know what your real problem is don't we DICKTIONARY MAN. If thine eye offends thee then pluck it out. Go ahead and have the operation man.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

<I>"... who <B>is believes</B> that we are impressed ..."</I>

There you go with the "we" thing again. How, or why in the world do come to the conclusion that you speak for anyone besides you and your pet fecal excrescence?

You can't even correspond effectively in written communication; you must be a real wonder of stammering incoherence conversationally.

I think the operation <I>you</I> had was releiving yourself of any troublesome vestigial brain that might have otherwise controlled your delusional ranting.

I really didn't intend to highjack the OP's post in responding to this particular acerebral troglodyte - so let me toss one more brickbat that way: your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

There you go DICKTIONARY man poking your unwelcome nose in yet again. Go back to sucking your Daddy's large one again, then at least one person will be pleased at something that you do.
You really are such a cunt.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

You are clearly delusional, most probably deranged as well.

While there are treatments available for the brain wasting diseases of which you are clearly afflicted, in your case it is too late. The infection has taken hold and you simply continue to grunt.

I enjoy some clever exchange - to hone rhetoric and wit, but in your case, I am clearly assaulting an unarmed opponent.

I have found my repartee with you a lot like trying to sharpen a sword on a filthy, soggy washcloth.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

- "I have found my repartee with you a lot like trying to sharpen a sword on a filthy, soggy washcloth." -

Yep. The poster you address has all the rhetorical skills of an underachieving 12 year old.

Congratulations, D'Artagnan. You have skewered the village idiot.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Get off this stupid subject already.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

<I>"You have skewered the village idiot. "</I>

Yes, but more than that, I think.

I have effectively and <I>repeatedly</I> exposed this syncophantic, loathsome, hypocrit, thersitical, low life public toilet befouling scum for the true measure of their "thought" process, if I can momentarily abuse the term to describe the sort of babble such an example is likely to produce.

One can only wonder if the op is proud to have such a coprolalial, excerebrose and gnathonic neanderthal as a defender. Personally, I doubt the op has the mental capacity to distinguish the parameters of the arguement.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Huh? What? What did you say? I don't understand.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

oh poppycock, let's get pissed, smoke some fags and eat some spotted dick, shall we?

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