A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says: "I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans." He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: "I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future." She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says: "I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can‘t shun the responsibility to my people by dying." He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: "I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you." To this the little boy says: "Don‘t fret old man.....
There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of America took my schoolbag....." The moral of this story.... Each country gets the president it deserves.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

(yawn)...

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

The Pope says,"hey little boy,let me fondle your little underage cock and I'll give you the last parachute"....

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

You sick bastard - you think it's funny to write about an underaged boy beig touched by anyone? Asshole!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

What the fuck are you talking about you imbecile. There is nothing in post 3111 that mentions a boy being touched by anyone. Where the hell are you from? You asshole.

That was a funny joke.

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by Anonymous

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