Drunk Barefoot King

On Halloween I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Court Jesters carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this asshole came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the shit he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his Penis. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the Hell out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.

Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His Fucking Feet in the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened. Then the Jesters carrying King Feet accidentally dropped King Feet onto my table knocking over my food and worst off all toilet water Spilled out and went everywhere soaking me and several other diners as now this Burger King officially stunk like Feet and Shit Toilet Water.

Then King Feet recovered from the embarrassing Fall as he now had his hands on my Whopper as he put his Foot in my Whopper and Sucked his Toes on my Whopper. I was so pissed I took the King's Scepter and hit him with it as he slipped and fell on his own toilet water and then hit his head on his Toilet Throne as Burger King employees grabbed and then began to drag this drunk, half naked ass buffoon out of Burger King.

My Halloween was officially Ruined but Ding Dong the Burger King is Dead.