Sometimes I would go over to my neighbor's house and get naked and not only take a shit in their bathroom but also take a nap as well as masturbate in their living room. Yeah there was my cum all over the couch and at times I would stop up their toilet after taking a shit in their bathroom I would even model around outside wearing her underwear and go for a walk in the neighborhood just before she returns home because if she caught me she would call the Police on me. Last summer I wore a Speedo to her 4th of July Cookout and I got drunk and lit a firework up my ass and then farted and I even did my party trick by taking a hot dog and stroking my dick with it. Sadly I think everyone in the neighborhood thinks i'm a perv but i'm just misunderstood, I am just a regular Florida Man.