I was losing sexual attraction to my wife lately, she's always exhausted after sex, she never wants to go out to the clubs, all she does is sit at home eating, getting fat, and getting ugly. Than one day in the broom closet I found the Kitchen Mop and it looked sexy so I ran it between my legs and put the moves on the mop. Than my ugly wife came in and saw me and she rolled her eyes at me asking what I was doing with the Mop. I told her cleaning. Than I got in bed and had sex with my Mop. She found me sleeping me with the Mop and now we are in a custody battle over the kids, but she can keep them and I can have the Mop.