My next door neighbor asked me to hold her key to let in a serviceman who was going to replace her water heater. None of our business but, she is a lesbian. With her key in hand I went over and went through her house top to bottom, her drawers, her hamper, her photo albums, under her mattress and bed, in her bookshelves, her fridge. I wanted to see how a lesbian lived, what underwear she wore, what she ate and drank. I found nothing, I never found any sex toys, or questionable pictures or videos, no sexy underwear. She was more normal than I am.

Her water heater was delivered and installed and when I saw she was home I took her key back. She confronted me, did I find anything I wanted, was I satisfied, just what was it that I was looking for? She has a camera security system and she watched me remotely while I searched her house. Bottom line I got told it was none of my beeswax. Embarrassed beyond control she gave me the key back. In case I needed to open her house, and she asked for my key.