I broke a rib fucking my husband's friend. We were all drunk and my husband was being perverted and talked me into showing my tits then the guys showed their dicks. Then I stoked them and all of a sudden I was sucking his friend's dick. Pretty soon I was balanced on our cheep as fuck plastic lawn chair with my husband's dick in my mouth and his friend fucking me from behind. In the middle of all this we all fell over. I killed my ribs. I was in so much pain the cops and ambulance came. The cops were looking at me like WTF because my bullshit story of how I fell made no sense. I think they knew I was getting fucked or at least was doing something I was too embarrassed about to tell the truth.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Great story !
No reason to be ashamed.
Should've told the cops the truth even if just to see their reaction.

"Yes, Officer, you see... I was sucking my husband's cock while his friend was fucking me and ... well... you know ... these cheap pool chairs..."

BTW any plans on doing them both again?
If so, would love to hear the details.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Yes, Me too. Details.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Bahaha. All you had to say was that you were drinking. Nothing else.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Been a po for 26 years and have responded to a few calls like this. Once responded to a woman with severe abdominal pain late at night. She and her husband were both shitfaced. She was on the floor fetaled up. Said he husband finally convinced her to try anal. You get the picture lol.

Another time responded to a request for assistance with a broken pipe. Get there. Drunk hubby is on the floor passed out. One of those cheap porcelain sinks that hangs on brackets is on the floor next to him. The floor is flooded, water spraying everywhere. Drunk ass wifey is wearing a soaked and see thru t shirt and nothing more. He ass and pussy blowing in the wind. She was pretty nice looking for a late thirty something woman. I turned off the water and helped her get the husband to bed. She was embarrassed but finally said her husband hed lifted her up on the sink to fuck and while doing it tried to move her and lifted the whole sink off it's brackets and went down. She was lucky she didn't get hurt.

Been to a few threesomes that went wrong. Usually the wife got pissed because the bf/hub paid too much attention to the other guy or one where it was two guys and a girl and one of the guys unexpectedly started sucking the other guy's dick and took a beating.

Shit happens lol

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