A few years ago I had this embarrassing moment. I'll start off explaining to those who might not know. When a guy cums there is always some residual sperm in the penis until they pee; so this is what happened.

One morning I got up for work and i took off my pjs, because I like walking around naked. I had breakfast, make lunch and at the same time playing with my penis and stroking it. Some of those news girls are awfully cute these days. As I am watching the news or actually watching the news girls I am starting to leak some precum, so I get my cereal spoon and scoop it up to lick. Now I am really getting excited and the precum is leaking more making my penis so slippery I can't take it anymore. I grab a towel and while watching the traffic girl I vigorously jerk off, coming on the towel.

It's time to go to work. I finally get there , the boss hands out the work, but tells me I have to go to the clinic for a drug test. No big deal. I drive over there, the young nurse calls me in, and hands me a cup to pee in. I still don't think anything of it. I go in the bathroom, everything is taped closed, toilets, sinks, so that you get do anything illegally.

I open the cup, pull out my penis to give a pee sample and when I look inside the cup there is a white cloudy substance in the sample. I just thought, damn it's the sperm from the earlier jerk off session. I can't dump it anywhere and try to pee more. What are they going to think when they see that. They definitely can't miss it, no pee looks like that.

With nothing I can do about, I just hand her the cup with my pee and sperm floating inside. Maybe the girls got a good laugh that day.