I hooked up with a woman I met on POF who's pretty plain, a bit overweight and almost a foot shorter than me. We went on a couple dates before anything happened, but it turns out that she has a great kinky side. I've always fantasized about having a woman pee in my mouth, and I finally got my wish. The first time, we were in the shower together and pretty drunk. She was about to get out to use the toilet but I told her to just pee in the tub. When she did, I cupped my hand under her hot stream and licked it out of my hand. She laughed and called me naughty or bad or something. So I got on my knees and sucked the last of her stream out of her - such a huge rush, strange taste.

The second time, we were at my house and I told her I wanted to try again. She had stagefright at first, since she was laying on a towel on my bed, but finally a little spurt came out and hit my tongue. She pushed and tried some more, and at last, I felt the flow start. I immediately started swallowing and almost couldn't keep up with the flow, but with my fingers holding her labia apart I locked my lips around her urethra, literally drinking right out of her like I had a straw in my mouth. It was just as incredible as I had imagined, including the part about feeling full when she was done. She fucked my brains out right then and our sex has been intense ever since. Nothing hotter than a woman's bodily fluids.