You are one sick dude.
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 600, Alex.
WTF is wrong with you. Students and parents place their trust in teachers, pay a shitload of money and this is how you treat your students.
This is why people are so pissed at colleges these days, shit like what you pull.
But then I doubt it is true anyway. If it is, seek help. What a sick fucker you are.
You are a true piece of "Shit"!
Speaking from experience and living in a College town, there's nothing like young ass when school is in session!!
go for it, the students love the false sense of power, use it or them! kudos!