My husband over the last few months has started yelling "I'm gonna wreck it" every time I mention or suggest sex with him. He sounds just like Wreck It Ralph when he does it, so it's really weird and a bit embarrassing. Two days ago when he dropped me off at work I gave him a little kiss on the cheek and said not to be late, I wanted to take me home and for him to take my panties off as soon as we got to our house. As I opened the car door, he yelled as loudly as he could the above and just about the whole damn parking area turned around. He still got lucky that night, though I shouldn't have let him when he did it again when I bent over for doggy, right before he stuck it in me...

My husband is an idiot, but he's MY idiot. And he has a gorgeous cock. And he does wreck it, every time. ;)