so let me get this straight.
They have wives and girlfriends / you buy a whore for 100$
You have had sex with a dozen wives and you have paid a shit load of money / they have had it for free, from you.
And now you laugh at it and say life is beautiful and that even the prostitute is finding it funny? She is laughing, not with you, but to you. For a 32 year old male, to me you sound more like a loser, both economically and socially.
You think you got that phone number privately. Yeah, sure, from a swinging couple! They are using you for their plays. He has a fantasy of being a cuckold, she loves to tell her experiences to him while they have sex afterwards, and you are innocent (inexperienced) enough to be used for it. You called that a pinnacle of your "perversions". You paid for that and after one time you think she will leave him for you? You must be one of those who after haveing sex with a prostitutes fall in love to her.
I was going to say that you should grow some balls and get a girlfriend who wants to have sex with other men, but I won't, because you have low self esteem and you could never watch anyone having sex with your girlfriend.
Yes it does cost me $100 but I have had sex with some beautiful women. Now it's not costing me anything to have sex with this guys wife when he's not home. I realize that you may find my moral compass may be off. I am just not caring.
So you weigh 32 stone and have no penis just a small clit like balloon knot.
Maybe this is the problem.
Try getting out more and stop eating butterfingers.