Just an ordinary guy who appreciates a surprise. There I am in the men's room standing at the urinal and in comes this hot looking girl in her twenties, I turn and looked at her, she stares at me and walks up to the urinal, lifts her skirt up and pulls a penis out of the side of her panties and starts to pee. I stare, he gives me this look, he shakes and sticks his penis back in his panties, lowers the skirt, stops in front of the mirror, fixes his look and walks out. I am standing there and slowly get my penis back in my pants, wash my hands and leave.

Museum of Modern Art men's room July of 2015.