A friend of mine went to mc donalds earlier today and brought back mc chickens. He gave me 3, and after i took a bite, i noticed it tasted weird. So, with said friend looking on nervously, I popped open the top to find copious amounts of cum, very poorly mixed in with the mayo. It was gross, but not wanting to say anything, i put it back in the bag. Pulling out the second one, i opened it too, finding much more of the same with a cum to mayo ratio of about 2/5. Another friend asked if there was something wrong, and i said no.I put the bun back on and bit in, I could immanently taste it, seeing my friends nervous looks and semi viewable erection. It was gross, but in some sick way it made me feel dirty, so I semi reluctantly ate all three, telling myself I just didnt want my friends to eat them. Since then, this dude has been cumming in every fucking thing i own. My shampoo, my toothbrush, my socks and panties both used and clean, my refrigerated food items, even my feminine care products. Either he knows I now but he wants to keep deniability, or has just as dumb as he is horny. A week and a half ago, I was asleep at his house since he i and two others where hanging out. But the other two went to the store for a little, leaving me unknowingly with him. Now, i didnt know about this until the others got back, waking me up. but when i was asleep, this guy managed to open a crack in my pants and cum inside my them. Why he didnt cum in my pussy is beyond me, but im glad he restrained himself. I also found out after putting them on that he came in my boots as well. So i had to walk around with this weirdos cum all up in my private places.

Tldr; My weirdo friend keeps cumming in all my stuff, and hes getting braver.