Drunk Barefoot Santa

I was having a Christmas Party until Santa showed up completely drunk and was barefoot as he began downing cans of bear the took from my fridge and then stumbled his way into the living room shouting HO HO HO and let out an ungodly fart as my friends and neighbors along with kids were all grossed out by Santa's behavior as he then stood on top of my coffee table with his bare feet getting in my son's pizza as Santa took his guitar and began singing Santa Claus is coming to town as Santa came down completely breaking my coffee table. Then Santa got up and let out another loud ungodly fart right in my face as I was completely grossed out as was everyone and I dunno what smelled worst Santa's Farts or his fucking Feet? Then Santa went to my bathroom but not before keeping the fucking bathroom door open and shitting in my bathroom as all of my friends and family were getting completely grossed out by Santa's Shit.

Then Santa took off his red suit and was now wearing a thong with bells at the crotch and left my bathroom a complete mess with toilet paper and shit stains smeared everywhere as I then saw Santa put his bare feet in the toilet and then came back to the party to smell his fucking feet after putting his feet in the toilet as everyone was completely grossed out and my son was about to throw up and I could not blame him as Santa then went into my kitchen, grabbed a banana and began giving himself a blowjob with my bananas in my kitchen at my Christmas Party. Then Santa rubs the banana on his chest and then comes into the living room to sit in my rocking chair and ask several of my girlfriends to sit on his lap and be their Christmas Present as they kicked Santa right in his Jingle Balls as he goes upstairs.

Then about 15 minutes later Santa is now wearing a pair of my bloomers and has turds stains skidmarked in my bloomers as he took his guitar and began singing Walking Around in Women's Underwear as I was starting to get really tired of Santa's Antics. Then final straw came when Santa took my son's Cookie, put his foot on his cookie, and sucked his toe on my Cookie as I grabbed Santa's Guitar and smashed him upside the head with it as Santa's Elves came to drag Santa's Drunk, half naked, unwiped ass out of my house and back to the North Pole to hopefully get him some serious counselling. Thank you for ruining my Christmas Santa.