I was at work the other night performing a public pole dance for Customers. I had been drinking a lot of soda that night which in hindsight was probably not the best idea because just moments into my dance performance, I sneezed accidentally and Farted so hard I pooped a little bit and gave the guys watching a free Peeing Pole Dance show they didn't expect.

I was rather Embarrassed but I somehow maintained my composure and got paid well for such an unusual performance that included something extra that normally is part of it.