This is not so much a confession as something that should be confessed by someone else.

My neighbor is pregnant. She brags about how she is going to have triplets. She is about six months along and can barely walk. Here is the thing she needs to confess. She smokes. She is a chain smoker and has smoked all throughout her pregnancy. She also drinks. In fact I don't remember the last time I saw her sober. I see her almost every day. She also does drugs though I'm not sure which ones other than pot. I think she does coke but I have no proof. She also eats garbage. If I didn't know better I think she's trying deliberately to kill her babies. Oh and here's the kicker. Except for possession of drugs, what she is doing isn't illegal. I know. I saw her stumbling around the back yard falling down drunk with a cigarette in her hand puffing away. So I called the police and they told me there was nothing they could do other than search for drugs. In our state she can have a small amount of medical marijuana and that is all she had and she had a scrip for it. They told me not to waste my time calling the police. Those kids are going to be medically fucked up if thy survive to the ninth month. Oh and it turns out that in my state, children's protective services can't do a damned thing until she's born.