From the outset, I am a submissive but that's not what my confession is about.

I get a huge thrill from my wife farting on, near and sometimes actively 'at' me. The turn on is, that she thinks so little of me as a husband or breadwinner as to not even have to excuse her farting... Just let it go. It doesn't matter if we're in the mall, or on the beach or in bed... She just farts and expects me, as I always do, to accept it.

My absolute favorite thing is, when I am told to masturbate rather than trouble her with my sexual needs, she lies in the bed facing away from me quite often reading or checking her cell and farts loudly as I masturbate, which has me cumming so hard and fast that is sprays over her ass... And my next job is ALWAYS... To clean that mess up.

Yummmm!!