Let's put a temporary halt to this mom and son, dad and daughter i****t for a minute.
Yesterday I was in the street trying my best to help my neighbor kid get his kite airborne. Nothing but troubles although we did have ample wind. Soon my 30 year old cute wife came out and stood by the front door and watched. Soon she yelled to me, "Honey, you need more tail." I threw the spool of twine down an stomped back to the house. stopping by the door and looked straight into my wife's eyes and said, "Darn it. I wish you'd make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite."