I spent years until obtaining a law degree then realized I hated jurisprudence and all that it hopes to be, so I quit the career path and ended up tending bar at an upscale hotel. I'm making enough to open my own bar soon, and my plans are to do it near a large university where I can concentrate on beer and beef snacks for students.

I meet amazing people here and one of them is Veronica, a thoroughly wealthy prostitute. She is also an activist and trying to get the U.S. to rise up to the level of Amsterdam, for example, where the oldest profession in the world is legal. We got our heads together and I drew up for her a plan to engage politics into the mix. I also explained I want nothing to do with the plan or politics.

What Veronica did for ME is detail how her sexual desire died while fucking so many people through the years. I told her that if sex became totally free, folks would lose interest in it. She said, "Not while the last man on Earth can get a boner, they won't." I think she's right. When I asked her how she got into the trade, she said, "like the frog in water that eventually boils and kills the frog without it realizing it, slowly, and surely. It's all about the money and what you believe it will do for you.

With me, sex interests me greatly only when I'm cheating someone with it. We all have our downsides.